What a banker

In registration once a week my form are meant to read a book for the 25 mins. They very rarely do. One morning recently I asked them all to get out their books or reading materials and then I heard one boy in the class have a conversation with his friend.

As a back story this boy wants to be a city trader and is already dressing in a slick business way with gelled hair and what have you.

Anyway he said to his friend:

"I only read contracts man!"

(Shudder)